Everything, Everywhere

I watched Everything, Everywhere, All At Once with a friend on Tuesday night. It wasn’t very good. Rather than write another bad review, I decided that if I think I could do it better, I should.

Below is a screenplay that attempts to convey the original story, but does so with better jokes and in less time. You don’t have to thank me for saving you the effort.

(It’s got the old Supperware monogram in the top-left hand corner. The template was handy.)